Griffin: "We were trying to get a spider out of the milkbox but couldn't get it. So to slow it down, we cut off its legs."

Pam and I of course responded in horror to this (I had to stifle a laugh), to which Griffin justified that they didn't cut off all of its legs... just two of them.

Oh yeah - Rowan scored a goal today at her final soccer game this season. We already owe her beignets from last week. :)

Rowan: "If you lose all your blood, you'll be flat... flat like paper."

Rowan also told me what is the first "A duck walks into a bar" joke that I've heard from my own kids. It goes like this...

A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.
"This is a bar. We don't have grapes," says the owner.
The duck goes back to the bar the next day and asks for grapes, and gets the same response. This goes on until eventually the owner tells the duck that if he comes in and asks for grapes one more time he'll nail the duck's hands and feet to the floor (I skirted mentioning the duck's significant lack of hands or feet).
So the duck walks into the bar and asks if they have nails.
"No," says the owner.
"Then do you have grapes?" asks the duck. :)

Tonight at her softball game, Berit was a star! She did a fantastic job pitching - struck a couple girls out, and she got two or three outs as the first baseman (basegirl) too. I took her out to dinner at Wahoo's afterwards and got her a new mitt (which she needed anyway) and some cleats (she needed those too).

At the game, Griffin and I played a little catch on the sidelines. He's just starting to warm up to the idea of catch. I haven't convinced Rowan yet, though she'll probably give in once she sees both her brother and sister playing. She used to be pretty strong with a football when she was about four or five years old.

Griffin has seen the "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop" commercial (I wasn't even aware that was still around) and has decided to find out. Today.

Rowan is actually really enjoying piano now. I was just upstairs listening to her play (and playing with her), and she was taking one of her favorite songs and transposing the notes from the left hand to the right hand and vice versa. Genius.

We took a family adventure hike (after Boulder's Shortest Saint Patrick's Day Parade) up on Dakota Ridge. Pam had taken Rowan and Griffin up there in the previous days, and so they continued a dragon adventure game they had already started.

There were ogres and dragons, and the kids all had magic swords (long sticks) that Griffin had found which gave them magic powers.

Berit had the power of moving large objects (boulders) with her mind.
Bridey had the power of speaking to dragons, specifically Eragon, who guided them.
Rowan had the power of seeing into the future.
Griffin had the power of speaking really really loudly.

At various intervals the kids would all thrust their sticks together in the air and exclaim, "All for good, and one for all!!"

Towards the end of the hike, after the game was actually over and they'd even gotten rid of their sticks, Rowan's legs hurt and she was sitting down crying and confessing to me that she actually didn't like her power - seeing into the future - that it was Berit's idea that she have that power, and that she wasn't actually even very good at it. It was distressing for her.

Today, Berit and Griffin and I went on a "bus adventure." It was a beautiful day, so we walked to a bus stop not far from our house and grabbed a bus from Lafayette into Boulder where we walked over to the YMCA and went swimming for about an hour. Then food at Whole Foods, after which Pam and Rowan rendez-voused with us to spend the rest of the adventure at the playground.

Griffin is very advanced.

Berit's pinhole camera photos: