The kids and I are in the TV room watching "The Lion King," Griffin and I are tussling off to the side, and all of a sudden he just bends down and nearly bites my nipple off! My reaction was none too contained, and I'm sure I scared everyone as I screamed and pinned his head to the wall with my arm.

Two things: I have no idea how he so accurately found my nipple beneath my t-shirt. And secondly, I view this as the official onset of Griffin's terrible twos.