July 31, 2019

Paris, Day Six: La Petit Ceinture



Today we ventured out to the 15th arrondissement, the veritable suburbs of Paris, to walk on la Petit Ceinture, a nineteenth century railroad track that once supported a rail line circling the city. It was built to supply the Theirs wall, the last of Paris’ encircling fortifications, and it later carried passengers in addition to freight, effectively becoming the first Metro of Paris. When the current Metro went online in 1900, the Petit Ceinture was phased out. Today, it comprises several sections of greenway walking paths (like the Highline in New York).



Stepping out of the Metro into the urban suburbs (oxymoron?) we find something altogether different from the city center. Everything is less hip, historical and artsy. It’s all more functional - meant to be used rather than looked upon appreciatively. Here is where work happens. Not tourism. Still, there are big, beautiful parks for residents to visit and enjoy. We ascend the metro and walk a few blocks to ascend again to the railroad grade.



Nature and graffiti artists vie for dominance up here. It’s a perfect day to walk, and we’re not the only ones who think so. It’s not too far - a mile, perhaps - until we hit a fence preventing us from going further, so we sit on a bench and divvy up our baguette and fromage. Bennett and I observe as the kids climb part of the fence to check out what Griffin calls “an insect shrine” on the other side.



We’re near the Parc Andre Citroen, one of the newest and largest parks in Paris located on the site of the former Citroen factory. Rowan, desiring space from the group, informs us all that it’s time for independent exploration, which seems fine, though in this big empty space we become like magnets for one another coming together eventually. Griffin, Rowan and I race on high(ish) obstacle course (they gave me a head start) before we all head for the exit.



Rowan decides she wants to stay and see more of the park. The rest of us want to leave, and so after handing Rowan a Metro ticket for the way home, we do. Griffin also splits off from the group, exiting a few stops before ours on the second leg of our Metro journey back to l’appartement. Both of them make it back - Griffin, in fact, beats us home since we stop at the nearby market to acquire the makings of dinner.



Rowan makes pasta with pesto, and I sauté some broccoli. This is the third night now in which the kids have taken a leading role in the preparation of the evening meal. C’est très bon.

July 30, 2019

Paris, Day Five: Champs-Elysees et Arc de Triomphe

We know the route from the previous night: Dive into Arts et Metiers, our steampunk Metro station, and catch the 11 to Hotel De Ville to switch to the 1. Take that past Palais Royle - Musee de Louvre this time all the way to Charles De Gaulle. Emerge, and be amazed.



Repeated correction is my go-to in getting the kids to say the name correctly - (shahnz ay-lee-zay), but at the end of the day the real key to success is to play the last song from The Darjeeling Limited soundtrack and dance around singing it badly.

Griffin wants to walk there and so is battling us a bit over it. When we arrive, he distances himself from us while keeping us in his sights. We've yet to take Rick Steves' advice about getting up early to avoid the throngs, and we certainly didn't do it today, so nobody in la famile d'impatienz is standing in the line to walk to the top. I promised G I'd come with him early another day to do it. The Arc de Triomphe was built in 1809 to honor Napoleon's soldiers after their victory against Austria. Today it honors all of France's armies. We gawk; we take photos; we exit the traffic island through the underground passage to hit the Champs-Elysees.



I don't think I'm misspeaking when I say that the Avenue des Champs-Elysees is just a big ass street with expensive shops on it. We walk down the left side, buy and eat sandwiches, take money out of an ATM (in France, DAB) at a wholly unsavory rate of exchange and generally grouse at one another. Some days you need space from your family. This is one of those days.

And so Rowan, like Griffin (a free man in Paris), sets off on her own. Berit, Bennett and I find a grassy, shadey spot in the Jardin de Champs-Elysees and lie around for a bit before Rowan rejoins us. Berit lets me try the two-euro macaroons she bought. One of them was delicious.



Griffin beats us home, walking. As he has ascertained, everything here is closer than it the Metro makes it seem. We lie around a bit at l'appartement before Griffin and I motivate to get the ingredients he needs for dinner. He's been watching "Baking with Babish" on YouTube and wants to make mac and cheese. He fully takes the lead on this, and it's an even bigger adventure than the earlier part of the day as now we are in French grocery stores negotiating with clerks for what might pass for romano and American cheeses.

Back at l'appartement, G leads in the kitchen with Berit as a sous chef. Bennett plays and rewinds the video on the television and I sautee some brocolli. It's a great family effort (with Rowan on clean-up), and the mac and cheese turned out to be pretty tasty.


July 28, 2019

Paris, Day Four: Tour de France!

One Paris adventure we've been excited about has been the closure of certain city streets on Sunday afternoons for the purpose of communal, urban rollerblading. We thought we'd do this today, so you can imagine our chagrin when we learned that today's rollerblading was cancelled. The reason? The Tour de France's arrival in Paris!



So, after a day exploring a wonderfully labyrinthine flea market of antique shit on the edge of the city, we made it back to l'appartement for a quick breather before making our way to la Rue de Rivoli right next to the Louvre, where the procession of bicyclists arrived to proceed up the Champs-Elysees and around the Arc de Triomphe in an eight-lap circuit before a throng of cheering thousands. We exited Palais-Royal Musee Du Louvre Metro stop where instructed and walked around the corner to the Rue Rivoli to place ourselves right behind the barricades where the bicyclists would corner around the Louvre.

Were we there an hour early? Yes
Was everyone hungry and tired because we'd not eaten dinner in between our Clingnancourt flea market adventure and our Tour de France expedition? Yes.
Was there dissent in the ranks as we waited and waited and waited? Also, yes.
Was it worth it? Totally.

Afterwards we took the salami, prosciutto, bread and cheese to a bench near a fountain to eat small sandwiches before making our way home. Standing that long at the barricades had put Bennett's back out, and he had become tippy again. Griffin supported him as we negotiated the Metro home.

Paris, Day Three: Sacre Couer! et Dali

Sacre Couer!

Saturday morning and we leap up and dash off in the wee hours of the afternoon. Today we test our Metro skills; destination: Sacre Couer! Fortunately, I’ve downloaded the RATP app for my phone (per Rick Steves’ instructions), which makes the Metro child play. It’s also an example of how our phones make us stupid, or me specifically because I remember visiting Paris in the pre-iPhone days and figuring out the Metro. Now I just let the app figure it out for me.



From Arts et Metiers Metro station we take the 11 line and then the 2 line to arrive in Montmarte. Emerging from the Anvers Metro stop, the way up is clear. In fact, it’s a veritable pilgrimage up the street which is thronging with tourists and three-card monte scammers. Griffin is crazy interested in the latter and I have to recount for him the time in New York City when, against Pam’s directives, I managed to convince myself that I was to be the exception - a winner at three-card monte. I was mistaken.



We wound our way upwards to the great, white basilica atop the hill - Sacre Couer! Through the deaf and dumb petitioner women and into the basilica itself to light candles and gaze awestruck at the stone figures and stained glass. Once we emerge, Griffin buys Tour Eiffel keyrings and a lock to place upon the gate there.

In “My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist,” the author Mark Leyner mused whether writing a novel while having to pee rely really badly would accelerate the progress of his protagonist through life events, for instance allowing him to finish a four-year degree in just two years. I bring this up because it is now afternoon on Sunday, and I have to finish writing about Saturday. Like, now. So, to abbreviate…



We tromped further up Montmartre to the Dali Museum, per Bennett’s advice and recollection of having visited it 20 years ago. A small museum with an incredible collection of Dali’s sculpture (as well as paintings), I think we all enjoyed it even more than the Pompidou. Griffin totally got into understanding the motifs in the art, noticing quickly Dali’s use of the crutch, which we learned symbolized the oppression of reality. Enough said.


July 27, 2019

Paris, Day Two: Centre Pompidou & Muji

What’s really happening? It’s 10:30 am Saturday, and I’ve eaten a hardboiled egg, a piece of baguette with butter (burre) and a bowl of muesli with fruit and UHT milk; I’ve watched an episode and a half of Joob Squad, YouTube pranksters that Griffin threw up on the TV, and I’ve made tea. Here it is. Right here. What I’m avoiding doing is actually writing about yesterday’s adventures it seems because I fear not being able to adequately capture the moment or write well enough about the day, but you know what? I’m pretty sure that all three people who ever read this (one of whom is my Mom), will indulge and forgive me. So here goes.



Vendredi (Friday) is day two at l’apartment de Paris. Jet lag persists and we spend the morning in lounge mode, particularly Griffin who, having stayed awake most of the night, finally crashes hard so that, around noon, he is none too happy with me forcing him awake to join us on the expotition.

We grab sandwiches at our boulangerie. I should know the name because it’s emblazoned on our baguette wrappers, but it escapes me now and if I get up to look, I’ll break this incredible typing momentum I’ve already achieved, and you don’t want that. Nobody wants that.

With boulangerie sandwiches and kiosk waters in hand, we take our seats on the ground that slopes to the entrance of the Georges Pompidou Centre (Centre Pompidou), the huge, contemporary art museum in Paris that I have been most excited about visiting which happens to be a 10 minute walk from our apartment and the best 14 euros one could possibly spend. The architecture itself is captivating as the building was designed “inside out,” with the tubes for conveying plumbing, climate control, electricity and people all color-coded and exposed on the outside of the building. Dayenu.



So upon entering and getting tickets, we take back to the outside to catch the escalator up to the sixth floor. It seemed like the thing to do at the time, or at the very least it seemed like what everyone else was doing. In retrospect, however, it was a mistake to spend our best energies at the top - on the sixth and fifth floors - when, for me anyway, the fourth floor contained the exhibits I most enjoyed - immersive installations and what I’ll call “crazy modern” art, because I lack the education to express it more intelligently. But you know what I mean. On the other hand, the galleries in the sixth and fifth floors contained a jillion paintings the likes of which I’ve seen before. I’m not deriding Picasso or the impressionists, but it pretty much convinced me that I don’t particularly need to take the kids to the Musee D’Orsay to see more of this. I’m shrinking from typing these words a little and would choose to self-edit more heavily had I not already decided that writing whatever pops into my fool head is my best path forward, minuscule audience of this blog post be damned, to find my writing style. Apologies, dear reader, but all of a sudden (at this late stage in the game of life) it’s time to spread my wings, commit fully to my voice, no matter how much it betrays my ignorance.

Four hours looking art is too long. This occurred to me late in the literal day, or rather one that was incubated early on the sixth or fifth floor when I started breezing through rooms of large important art in which I had no interest. It’s too much; it’s overwhelming, and I’d rather spend time with pieces and artists who captivate me. I found a couple of these. One was Frederick Kiesler, whose pen and ink drawings of “Magic Architecture” reminded me of Rowan’s drawings.



Another was Danish artist Sonja Ferlov, who I’ve never heard of but who evidently became well known for her sculptural work. There was quite a bit of this on display, and I didn’t care for it, but amidst it all were displayed these small crayon, colored pencil and fountain pen drawings and slightly larger collage work - little things that she did during a few short years in the 1930s and the 1960s, respectively, both of which spoke to me.




For four hours we had carved our own paths through three floors of art, so it was great to rendezvous with my people at the cloakroom and find them engaged with one ofanother, excitedly discussing art. We took the conversation outside to the nearby Starbucks, where the kids could consume the more milkshakey coffee drinks to which they are accustomed and where we continued to enjoy conversation. A two-euro coin dropped from Griffin’s pocket onto the bricks beneath, and as I was trying to tell him so, a pretty young French girl approached saying “ Monsieur… (you’ve dropped this),” picked up the coin and handed it to him. “Merci,” said Griffin, as she walked away.



Refueled, we headed down a pedestrian street mall that resembled nothing so much as Pearl Street in Boulder but which doubtlessly existed long before Boulder hippies conceived of the thing. Our destination now was Muji, a Japanese department store that sells well-designed, minimalistic goods. I’ve been fascinated with Muji since discovering the store on London’s Portobello Road in 2013, and Berit’s developed an affinity for their pens over the years. The problem with this particular Paris Muji (we believe there are three here) is that it is located inside of a ridiculously large indoor mall called Forum des Halles, and, what’s more, its location within the mall is a bizarrely complex matter unless, I suppose, you happen to be a Parisian denizen of this mall. Still, we managed to acquire the target and, while Bennett, Berit and I bonded over pens with a Muji sales clerk, Griffin found with a group of French people singing American songs at a piano in another part of the mall.



It was late and everyone was hungry when we ventured home so, no surprise, there was some strife at that grocery store. Still, the kids came together to make dinner - pasta in red sauce and potatoes and onions in olive oil. Dinner at 9 pm was entirely too late for us, but it was delicious and appropriately European.

July 25, 2019

Paris, Day One : Knowledge + Action = Power

Paris is hot. 107 degrees today as, laden with jet lag and the stifling inability to adequately communicate, we roamed her steaming streets. Initial forays were made by Griffin and I to find the river. My fogged brain was sure of what Scott, David's American expat friend who came bearing keys to the apartment and chocolate croissants, told mune to do to find it, though I should have believed my often more well-guided son, as we tromped needlessly in the wrong direction before he turned us around. We did find the Seine and walked along its beach chair strewn path before heading back to the streets. We found Pylones, our favorite store in London and we joined a throng beneath some misting devices in front of Paris' City Hall before heading back.



Back at the apartment, I tried to roust the girls from sleep. It was 1 pm, and I believed they needed to stay awake for some of the day. Succeeding in waking Berit, I immediately dozed off next to Griffin. Two hours passed before Berit was rousting us, insisting that caffeine and food had become a matter, not just of desire, but of emergency.

We were sent to Rue Quin Compoix by David, my French counterpart (who I believe is actually is Australian) to find L'Imprevu Cafe. The food choices there were minimal, but we did quaf chai glaces and lattes beneath the blessed breeze of a ceiling fan. Plus two with people interactions since Jean Luis, a white-haired octogenarian took pity upon us, showing us the way as he and I made extremely small talk in each other's language. And, after being admonished by Rowan for reverting quickly to English at the cafe, I asked the barman to teach me to say a couple of things in French to ease the transition, the main one being "nous sommes quatre," literally "we are four," to indicate we'd like a table for four.



Crepes at a creperie on Rue Martins and this time the walk to the Seine after was easy. We had a brief interaction at Saint Michel, which the security guard, who was letting a line of people into the building, insisted was closed. My inadequate reacquisition of French prevented me from adequately pointing out the obvious logical dichotomy, and I had to walk away accepting that we weren't entering St. Michel this evening. We also got to do a walk-by photo shoot with Notre Dame, sans its spires.



Today's activities in combination with our travel day put strain on Bennett's back and we were taking breaks on the way home. At one, I crossed the street to check out the Georges Pompidou Centre which, it turned out, had open exhibitions at that late hour! We were entirely too beat to do any serious museuming, but the free, three-floor bibliotechque was enough to stop for. Griffin, who had been sleeping during dinner accidentally rejoined us there before we split into three groups with different agendas and a later rendez-vous back at Chez Landgren, our top floor apartment on Rue Volta.

It's 11 pm and we hear the revelry in the streets all around as I've now opened the windows and shades to let the cooiing 93 degree breezes blow through the place. Forgive me for forgoing any editing here. Sleep calls, and I've no choice but to answer.